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The Slow and Not Curious Men’s Semi-fitted T-shirt | Dream Signal Apparel

The Slow and Not Curious Men’s Semi-fitted T-shirt | Dream Signal Apparel

Regular price $29.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $29.99 USD
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This men’s semi-fitted graphic t-shirt features a laid-back guy riding a lawn tractor with a drink in hand above the phrase “THE SLOW AND NOT CURIOUS” in bold, cinematic lettering. It belongs in your funny/punny everyday graphic t-shirts category and is perfect for men who appreciate parody humor, chill suburban vibes, and not taking themselves too seriously. The semi-fitted cut offers a clean, modern outline without feeling tight, making it an easy choice for weekends, cookouts, and yard-work days.

Bright colors, expressive cartoon styling, and the grass clippings flying behind the mower give the artwork a playful, tongue-in-cheek feel that pops on the tee. This Men’s Semi-fitted T-shirt is ideal as a gift for lawn-care kings, backyard grill masters, and anyone who proudly lives life in the slow lane.

Product: Hanes 4980 Men's 4.5 oz., 100% Ringspun Cotton nano-T T-Shirt

  • 4.5 oz.,

  • 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton, 30 singles

  • Ash/Marbled: 99% ringspun cotton, 1% polyester

  • Lt Steel/Pepper Htr: 90% ringspun cotton, 10% polyester

  • Heathers: 60% ringspun cotton, 40% polyester

  • Made with sustainably sourced USA grown cotton

  • Semi fit

  • Set-in narrowed rib collar

  • Self-fabric neck tape for comfort

  • Double-needle hem and sleeves

  • Perfect-T tear away label

  • Orders may contain a combination of both labels

  • Clean Canvas Technology for superior printability

  • “A” list status from CDP (Carbon Disclosure Project)

Size Body length Full body length Body width Sleeve length
S 28" 28" 18" 7.5"
M 29" 29" 20" 7.75"
L 31" 31" 22" 8"
XL 32" 32" 24" 8.5"
2XL 32.5" 32.5" 26" 9"
3XL 33" 33" 28" 9.5"
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Shipping and Return Policies

Shipping Info

Orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery arrives within 5–10 business days after fulfillment. Expedited options are available at checkout.

• Free standard shipping on all orders
• Domestic orders ship via USPS or UPS
• Tracking info emailed once your order ships
• International shipping available — delivery times vary by destination

Return Policy

We stand behind every shirt. If something isn't right, we'll make it right.

• Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery
• Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition
• Sale items are final sale
• To start a return or exchange, email support@kingsroadapparel.com with your order number
• Exchanges for a different size are always welcome