• WHITE - 3001C - FRONT
  • ARMY - 3001C - FRONT
  • WHITE - 3001C - BACK
  • WHITE - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • Vintage Red - 3001C - FRONT
  • Vintage Red - 3001C - BACK
  • Vintage Red - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • TRUE ROYAL - 3001C - FRONT
  • TRUE ROYAL - 3001C - BACK
  • TRUE ROYAL - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • Sage - 3001C - FRONT
  • Sage - 3001C - BACK
  • Sage - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • RED - 3001C - FRONT
  • RED - 3001C - BACK
  • RED - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • ORANGE - 3001C - FRONT
  • ORANGE - 3001C - BACK
  • ORANGE - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • MAIZE YELLOW - 3001C - FRONT
  • MAIZE YELLOW - 3001C - BACK
  • MAIZE YELLOW - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • KELLY - 3001C - FRONT
  • KELLY - 3001C - BACK
  • KELLY - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • ARMY - 3001C - BACK
  • ARMY - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • TURQUOISE - 3001C - FRONT
  • TURQUOISE - 3001C - BACK
  • TURQUOISE - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
  • MINT - 3001C - FRONT
  • MINT - 3001C - BACK
  • MINT - 3001C - SLEEVE_LEFT
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The Slow and Not Curious Men’s Fitted T-shirt | Dream Signal Apparel

The Slow and Not Curious Men’s Fitted T-shirt | Dream Signal Apparel

$29.99 USD
$29.99 USD
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This men’s Fitted graphic t-shirt features a laid-back guy riding a lawn tractor with a drink in hand above the phrase “THE SLOW AND NOT CURIOUS” in bold, cinematic lettering. It belongs in your funny/punny everyday graphic t-shirts category and is perfect for men who appreciate parody humor, chill suburban vibes, and not taking themselves too seriously. The Fitted cut offers a clean, modern outline without feeling tight, making it an easy choice for weekends, cookouts, and yard-work days.

Bright colors, expressive cartoon styling, and the grass clippings flying behind the mower give the artwork a playful, tongue-in-cheek feel that pops on the tee. This Men’s Fitted T-shirt is ideal as a gift for lawn-care kings, backyard grill masters, and anyone who proudly lives life in the slow lane.

Product: Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

  • 4.2 oz.,

  • 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles

  • Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester

  • For heather colors please see style 3001CVC

  • Retail fit

  • Unisex sizing

  • Slim fitted style

  • Coverstitched collar and sleeves

  • Shoulder taping

  • Sideseamed

  • Tear away label

  • Pre-shrunk

Size Body length Full body length Body width Sleeve length Neck size
XS 27" 27" 16.5" 8" 6.75"
S 28" 28" 18" 8.25" 7"
M 29" 29" 20" 8.63" 7.25"
L 30" 30" 22" 9.13" 7.5"
XL 31" 31" 24" 9.63" 8"
2XL 32" 32" 26" 10.25" 8.25"
3XL 33" null 28" null 7 3/4"
4XL 34" null 30" null 8"
5XL 35" null 32"
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Shipping and Return Policies

Shipping Info

Orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. Standard delivery arrives within 5–10 business days after fulfillment. Expedited options are available at checkout.

• Free standard shipping on all orders
• Domestic orders ship via USPS or UPS
• Tracking info emailed once your order ships
• International shipping available — delivery times vary by destination

Return Policy

We stand behind every shirt. If something isn't right, we'll make it right.

• Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery
• Item must be unworn, unwashed, and in original condition
• Sale items are final sale
• To start a return or exchange, email support@kingsroadapparel.com with your order number
• Exchanges for a different size are always welcome